powerburial:

"no one will ever love you as much as i do" sounds kinda romantic at first but if u think about it for 1-2 seconds or more u realize it’s a terrifying and horrible thing to say to someone

(via faded---memories)

drankinwatahmelin:

ace-vibez:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

Same shit in boston

This should include those people that stop in the middle of the sidewalk to hold a conversation.
Please tell your friend about your miserable life out of people’s way.

(via flaminghomo69)

verucadarling:

unicornhairs:

her suit tho omg 

abso-fuking-lutely the suit (also everything else).

(Source: stinker, via burned-out-and-wasted)

tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time

(Source: tensioned, via experimentalmind)

mr-steal-yo-oscar:

kawaii-yandere:

warriorlovver:

carimehometonight:

kermitthefrrog:

So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.

I sent her this gif on accident.

image

Why am I laughing so hard?

Did she reply?

This is so funny

What did she say omg

(via cookienun)

amandidu:

overjoyed

(via fuckreallife)

In case you were having a bad day…

riotdog:

paragonpostcards:

Here’s Arya Stark bustin’ a move. Try and tell me you don’t feel better.

image

fuck Maisie Williams is too much

(via cookienun)

Anonymous asks: 

Jack me off to a picture of michelle obama then abuse me with a cabbage            

nickiminajvevo:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

(Source: dicemastaflex, via flamingos-in-the-pool)

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

(via loserslol)

Trying to text my best friend but I think she’s been kidnapped

Trying to text my best friend but I think she’s been kidnapped

mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

(via snow-queen-camielle-of-arendelle)

mom: who are you laughing with?
me: my laptop