brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via marvelousmistermoustache)

orgasmic-humor:

I’m listening 

akasakaryuunosuke:

people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying

(Source: syosama, via satan-loves-kids)


[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(Source: patrick-stumps, via rnumblr)

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

(via apopsiclestick)

zellah4:

OMFG

(Source: sizvideos, via orgasmic-humor)

stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

(via rnumblr)

think-progress:

Federal judge overturns Florida’s ban on same-sex marriage.
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piteousdeliquium:

auttyauttyoxenfree:

:)

oooooooooooooooh shit, you tell em

piteousdeliquium:

auttyauttyoxenfree:

:)

oooooooooooooooh shit, you tell em

(via bestfriencl)

ostolero:

date ideas

  • garlic bread

(via l-aughterr)

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

image

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(via bestfriencl)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

(via bestfriencl)

bestfriencl:

lacigreen:

yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

JUST SAY HAPPY YOU FOOLS

UM OR SLEEPY BECAUSE THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE

(Source: suribot)