rnarker:

rnarker:

for every note this gets im running a mile

nevermind please no

(Source: clubpenguln, via austlnjames)

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

(via confusecl)

starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

coolest thing

starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

coolest thing

(Source: coachtorts, via l-aughterr)

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

chokinghazard:

look at the guy in the bottom gif

its like his soul has finally come back to its body

I was going to reblog this anyway because it was funny enough on its own

but that guy

(Source: jaredspadalecki, via mew-squared)

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes likeimage

(Source: jesuschristvevo, via l-aughterr)

(Source: spaceship-vagina, via bestlols)

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

rapewhistled:

on a mission for the Lord

(Source: iheardtheysuck, via rhydonmyhardon)

tupacabra:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

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(via khanlocked)

gayrus:

list of my friends:

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(via oprahwingdings)

chicksovrdicks:

theguyfriend:

hefuckin:ly

let’s just bring this back.

i literally can not breathe and crying, why is this so funny?

ohmFG…I can’t breathe…help…that’s hilarious

(Source: cornchipz, via stephdagnome)

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

(via stephdagnome)

fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

(via oprahwingdings)


once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

(Source: dungeonsanddamsels, via stephdagnome)

foodchewer:

someone just followed me and this was the only thing on their blogimage

(via never-fear)